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Whether you鈥檙e merely tired of *this* week鈥檚 cavalcade of mundane drudgery or actively pining for a return to the void from whence you were plucked, this cute, colorful, and kawaii inspired outer space shirt makes a great gift for introverts and curmudgeons looking for a subtle way to let the rest of humanity know 鈥淚 hate people and am looking forward to leaving the rest of you to rot on this stupid planet.鈥?\/p\u0026gt;\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShirt Info:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003epre-shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ehand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003etrue to size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eOur stylish mens t-shirts feature a unisex fit and run true to size. We print on soft, light weight, ringspun cotton using eco-friendly water-based inks. 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